- Concession patron tried to sell me a medium sized popcorn, I asked if I looked like two people … *forever alone*
- Despite my best efforts to elude a crowd for my viewing pleasure, there were more children in my theater than the average New York City classroom.
- Previews were nothing special, Man of Steel teaser doesn’t lend itself to anticipation.
- In what amounts to be a serious drama, a flimsy woman physically overpowering trained brutes is as egregious as the Wilhelm scream.
- See the gun fire, hear the gun fire, see a body lying on the ground; no blood besides facial paint, not sure if The Dark Knight Rises was PG or PG13.
- The Dark Knight > The Dark Knight Rises
- Inception > The Dark Knight Rises
- The caped crusader illusion did not work for me this time around, the hype certainly didn’t help; Final score, one out of three somethings, very unfair of me.
- You know how I know Athiesm is trending? Whenever someone recites biblical verses on public transportation, everyone else groans.
- If you’re a young lady about that money, then why are you vying so hard for the attention of guys skipping bus fare.