Jonny Lee Miller acting like Robert Downey Junior acting as Sherlock Holmes, we’re watching the pilot episode of Elementary on CBS; having already read most every Sherlock story to date, let the complaints begin…
Tiny Lucy Liu uncomfortably jogging #ouch #knees #cringe the series begins with fraudulent athleticism; take note of the *being something you’re not* omen.
We’re supposed to believe this gentleman is a junkie from *junkie jail* due to alcohol abuse? For children much?
Lucy Liu’s phone rang, deep within a 42nd Street subway station, none of the cast or crew lives in New York? #unnecessary
Trying not to hate the main character, because he’s supposed to be this annoying, Watson on the other hand #ugh
For the love of monologues, if a woman’s name is Paula James, do you call her James or Paul? #stupid
If the mailman saw the body through the window, why did we walk through a room AND hallway to see it on camera?
While Dr. Gregory House would’ve appreciated that puzzle, please #cancel this show nonetheless, thank you.
There may be hope for this franchise elsewhere, all indications point towards a superior BBC product…
Looking forward to the debates, please enjoy my notes.
Having watched the #rnc on @cnn, perusing @foxnews coverage of the #dnc now; Hannity is immediately, unintelligibly smug #republican
Hearing @foxnews @hannityshow use the words, “Let me educate you…” is the definition of irony #dnc
#dnc @foxnews @hannityshow conversation: Guest says, *this and -* Hannity interrupts, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!
#dnc @foxnews commercials are presented in a large *picture in picture* format, advertisers pay for this?
http://t.co/cSkL0Rc5 #dnc without airing speeches, the @hannityshow is about multiple people appearing poised while simultaneously speaking loudly, back to @cnn
#dnc to paraphrase Sandra Fluke’s speech, in six months, we will be led by a man who fights for women, or against women, now we choose which
#dnc @cnn correspondent blocks the aisle as she discusses Fire Marshall procedures ensuring clear aisles…
#dnc Elizabeth Warren turned me off the instant she snapped to quiet her adoring crowd, Massachusetts must be full of masochists
#dnc WAIT, HOLD THE FUCK ON! Why was he introduced as PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON? That’s some fucked up shit from the home team #fb
#dnc I want Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America? Why are you making me critical of you Bill Clinton?
#dnc is Bill Clinton running for office?
#dnc SWEAR the crowd just chanted *FOUR MORE YEARS* at Bill Clinton … for Bill Clinton.
#dnc teleprompter keeps pausing as Bill Clinton keeps speaking extemporaneously … used a large word in a tweet @redstripe Hooray Beer!
#dnc that excessively LONG shot of that eagerly gazing woman even made her feel uncomfortable; she was eight when Clinton was President
#dnc keys to Clinton charm, thanks everyone, thanks his opponent, promotes cooperation, compliments wives, cites facts, shares beliefs, …
#dnc okay, okay, key to Clinton charm is simple, be Bill Clinton.
#dnc Bill Clinton just looked at the teleprompter for a second with a confused look, those words aren’t better than these words
#dnc Bill Clinton addressed the #gop #rnc attacks, the elections are over; call your bookie, bet your iPhone 5 money on @barackobama
#dnc election season speech rankings so far: Bill Clinton > Ted Strickland > Mitt Romney > Michelle Obama > Deval Patrick > Clint Eastwood
#dnc how can Bill Clinton irritate you? He rubbed me the wrong way to start, and now he’s convinced me to look forward to gray hair
#dnc if you want things that good people would ideally want, then you must vote @barackobama! – Bill Clinton
#dnc if ALIENS came to earth and asked for it’s leader, even Russia and China would turn to Bill Clinton for representation
#dnc heard Bill Clinton and @barackobama weren’t exactly friends, their awkward embrace confirms as much, and yet … the #RESPECT
#dnc someone mentioned as much and confirmed my initial arousal, that speech turned me on…
#dnc @barackobama needs Bill #Clinton to pull him over the finish line, and Bill #Clinton needs to be needed #arithmetic
#dnc @cnn referencing 2008 election information while discussing @barackobama’s current ratings, and @mittromney
http://t.co/dHRKThFt Choosing substance over style, politics over fashion, #DNC over @fnonyc; enjoy the entertainment, I’ll deliver the information #fb
#dnc @marcanthony sang an original rendition of the American anthem, is a God in his native land, was married to @jlo, is about that life.
#dnc Jill Biden has been a full-time English professor at a Community College for thirty years, including the last four #professional
#rnc neglected to mention military veterans, #dnc over compensated
#dnc Joe Biden describes his wife as the love of his life and the life of his love, like the antithesis of #vma2012 female misogyny #fb
#dnc listening to Joe Biden boils down to anticipating gaffes, this speech places somewhere between Deval Patrick and Clint Eastwood
#dnc Joe Biden just tried calming a calm crowd
#dnc Osama Bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive @joebiden @barackobama
#dnc ask Osama bin Laden if he’s better off now than he was four years ago @johnkerry #late #quote
#dnc gambling references continue, who are these people betting against America? Where can we wager on what? @joebiden
#dnc Malia and Sasha Obama have to go to school in the morning, on a Friday, after missing #FNO @fnonyc #vma2012 #scholars
#dnc would love if more women dressed their daughters like the Obama girls than #vma2012 wayward sex symbols #personal #thoughts #fb
#dnc @barackobama never pretended the path was quick or easy; you didn’t elect me to tell you what you want to hear, you wanted the truth
People won’t realize this is history until they’re helping their grand children with their homework and see @barackobama #dnc @derrickjaxn
Republican prescription: take two tax cuts, roll back some regulations, and call us in the morning #dnc @barackobama @nuevoestilo
#dnc we’re not moving backwards, we’re moving #forward2012, that’s why I’m running for re-election @barackobama
#dnc ten years ago I promised to end the war in Iraq, we did. More promises, we have.You sit, you stand. You applaud, I pose @barackobama
#dnc @barackobama just channeled his inner Bill Clinton, no party has a monopoly on wisdom #compromise #arithmetic
#dnc @barackobama will never turn Medicare into a voucher, reviving the fire and resolve of Franklin Delano Roosevelt
#dnc did you see the Arab American Democrat? She held a sign, it read *Arab American Democrat* and said #VOLUMES
#dnc @barackobama ! > ? @mittromney #easy #simple #obvious
#dnc @barackobama could lead Moses with that flurry at the end #forward2012
#dnc final election season speech rankings @barackobama / Bill Clinton > Ted Strickland > Mitt Romney > Michelle Obama > … > Eastwood
#dnc @barackobama clearly took advantage of closing convention season, answered all attacks, and left #rnc in doubt
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My notes from the final night of the Republican National Convention, served in reverse order.
@barackobama following the #rnc and @thedailyshow interview w/ Michael Steele, your task is clear, invite Ron Paul to speak at the #dnc #fb
#rnc @thedailyshow Michael Steele, these conventions are largely INFOMERCIALS, not to get into the nuts and bolts of arguments.
We must thank Clint Eastwood for revealing there is a President Obama that only Republicans can see @thedailyshow #rnc #late
… will the Democratic National Convention be equally reminiscent of a @wwe event?
… there’s a problem if the night @barackobama was elected, remains your fondest memory of his presidency #truth
… the Romney-Ryan families charge the stage with “Living in America” blaring to end the #rnc
… @klout @googlechrome influence extension reveals @barackobama > @mittromney
… the Willard equation: champion wealthy success, stress opposition shortcomings, outline vague solutions.
… was Willard this critical of Bush about leaving office worse than he found it?
… who poses better than Willard Mitt Romney during pauses? This well of #rhetoric is truly impressive.
… Willard has all the traits of a winner, from his dress, to his smile, to his gestures and speech; Democrats are on the clock
… per Clint Eastwood’s claim against lawyers for President, Romney has a law degree from Harvard #quit
… that awkward moment Marco Rubio receives an applause because he can speak Spanish
… watching Marco Rubio wait for applause is uncomfortable, someone needs to adjust the applaud cue cards.
… Marco Rubio’s grand father knows how special America is, apart from the rest of the world, because he used to live in Cuba
… listening to Clint Eastwood discuss politics reminds me of the Chappelle joke about Ja Rule’s opinion during September 11th
… watching surprise guest Clint Eastwood fumble through PRESIDENT Obama insults is worse than watching rappers try to act
… RNC sponsored video showed a loving family man, effective businessman, convincing leader, generally without fault #rhetoric
… swore everyone meant Taylor Swift was performing, still don’t know how this guy won American Idol, weak field that season?
… best part of Paul Ryan’s speech was hearing how he was carved out of a piece of wood by an old Italian man named Geppetto
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